Maud took good care of me on Tuesday. I was still wobbly from the cookie disaster, so we spent the day quietly mourning over Monday, eating old cheese and looking at windmills.
"Whenever I forget anything you've told me or anything we've done together, I'm just going to say, "that must have happened on Monday." 'Cos Monday fell into a black hole, or something. I have no idea what happened to that day."
"And I had so many things planned!" Maud moaned. "We were going to cut our hair and I was going to take you to the beach. You were going to try the raw herring and we were going to eat frikandel."
*sigh*
"Too many cookies."
*sigh*
"Too many cookies."
Looking at windmills is not normally considered a strenuous activity, but after half an hour of casually walking back and forth on land flatter than a European pancake, I was positively knackered.
Curse those cookies...
As I was useless and tired, we drove back to Maud's. I packed my bag for our roadtrip to Germany and considered the day good and finished.
Never. Again. Oof. No more missing Mondays.
I thought you might enjoy this http://www.nytimes.com/2014/06/04/opinion/dowd-dont-harsh-our-mellow-dude.html
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